What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Bible.. Hm.?

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I like God is love and lives within you.

But this is not

What did one boob say to the other boob

This isn't going to, hurt.

I don't like religions.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Your going to be alright just relax

Lose lips shimk ships.

Innocent before proven guilty

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

You shall not bear false witness.

Maybe leave out

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Deuteronomy 17

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I don't like

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?